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October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsSedating animals for less than the cost of a chew toy.
Master of the gas dial and the recovery mat.
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glub.youAI▸ VETSEDATE PRO V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect vitals during complex surgery
You monitor vitals and maintain anesthesia for surgery. Your job is staying awake while the patient sleeps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of a subtle respiratory distress before the sensors trigger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin logging vitals and alerting you to minor drifts.
Month 16
Smart pumps calculate and manage drug delivery based on patient weight.
Year 3.3
Closed-loop feedback systems adjust anesthesia levels without manual intervention.
Year 5
Vision systems watch the patient to detect early signs of distress.
Year 8 · D-Day
The unit runs the entire anaesthesia protocol from start to finish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
80 BPM
Average patient heart rate
4 per shift
Coffee cups consumed
3 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic dog treats.
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