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Will AI replace Veterinary Anesthesiologist jobs? · Latest report #77adebkx
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October 3, 2060
In 34 yearsSedating animals is simple, but keeping them alive is annoyingly unpredictable.
Master of gas, pulse, and unpredictable canine physiology.
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Perfect vitals for every patient every time.
ow.youAI▸ VETSEDATE-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
stabilizes vitals without human input
You monitor vitals and adjust gas levels during surgery. You balance the thin line between sleep and death.
The one thing AI can't do
You can recognize the subtle, non-textbook signs of a distressed patient before the monitors react.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Digital sensors auto-populate your manual anesthesia logs.
Month 15
Flow sensors take control of the vaporizer based on vitals.
Year 6
Visual guidance arms safely secure airways in complex species.
Year 14
The system predicts cardiac drops before they even occur.
Year 34 · D-Day
You are invited to leave the surgical suite permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
120 BPM
Average patient heart rate
0.1 seconds
Seconds to detect apnea
6 daily
Hours spent on paperwork
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end surgical tape.
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