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October 21, 2032
In 6 yearsYour bedside manner is nice, but sensors track vital signs better.
Professional cat-wrangler and mess-mitigator.
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stretchy.youAI▸ VETBOT S-4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
restrains nervous patients with haptic sensors
You restrain animals for exams and clean up biological messes. Soon, machines will hold the leash and wipe.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a terrified dog just needs a gentle, human voice to calm down.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Tablets replace paper forms for all patient intake and history.
Month 14
Floor-based scrubbers autonomously clean kennels between patient rotations.
Year 2.4
Wearable sensors on animals stream data directly to the vet's screen.
Year 3.6
Gently controlled pneumatic arms assist with routine injections and check-ups.
Year 6 · D-Day
The clinic fully transitions to automated care and remote owner triage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 per shift
Accidental scratches received
12 daily
Bags of kibble moved
9 minutes
Cleanup speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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