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October 14, 2058
In 32 yearsYour precision with canine root canals is exquisite, yet technically redundant.
DVM expert of the canine molar and incisor
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision dentistry for the chaotic patient.
toast.youAI▸ VETDENT-X 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates microscopic drills mid-surgery
You perform complex oral surgeries and extractions on distressed animals. The machine is still learning the infinite variability of animal anatomy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified, snarling dog with nothing but touch and a low voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly interpret dental X-rays to identify hidden abscesses faster than human eyes.
Year 3.8
Haptic feedback arms handle routine plaque removal in structured clinical settings with perfect pressure.
Year 12
Smart monitors automate dosage delivery, removing the need for constant manual monitoring of vitals.
Year 20
Multi-axis arms execute routine extractions following standardized dental paths in immobilized emergency patients.
Year 32 · D-Day
Integrated systems autonomously manage the full dental workflow while human empathy is offloaded to tablets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
12
Extractions per shift
99%
Patient unpredictability
4
Torn nitrile gloves
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end dental floss.
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