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October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsAnimals hate the thermometer, but they will love our cold metal.
Professional cat-wrangler and expert at dodging flying fur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Holding pets still so humans don't have to.
splat.you▸ VETCARE UNIT-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms traumatized animals with ultrasonic frequency modulations
You restrain biting dogs, monitor IV fluids, clean surgical kennels, and assist vets during frantic emergency trauma procedures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified, shivering terrier with just your voice and a steady hand.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors replace manual charting of vitals in the system.
Month 16
Robotic cabinets calculate and weigh doses for the veterinary team.
Year 5
Soft-grip robotic arms secure pets safely during routine exams.
Year 11
Floor-crawling units scrub and disinfect kennels after every patient discharge.
Year 16 · D-Day
The integrated ward unit manages the full clinical workflow independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
3.2
Bite incidents per week
12
Kennel cleaning cycles
45
Struggle strength in kg
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lint rollers and earplugs.
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