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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lab's biggest tumor is the time you waste pipetting samples.
Cell culturist by day, radiation technician by necessity.
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Radiating precision where clumsy hands once fumbled.
sluurp.you▸ ONCOBOT-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates radiation beams to sub-millimeter accuracy
You culture canine cells to research oncology and calibrate linear accelerators for tumor radiation treatments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of necrotic tissue before the sensors even trigger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart cameras monitor your cell growth and record data automatically.
Month 6
Robotic arms handle all liquid transfers for your cell cultures.
Month 15
Software designs your radiation plans faster than any human researcher.
Year 2
Sensors position the canine patient perfectly under the beam.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The linear accelerator now operates without human intervention or oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
0.0001 percent
Pipetting error rate
400x faster
Calibration speed
near zero
Canine patient wait
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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