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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading expensive human panic for automated spreadsheet-driven misery.
Professional cat-herder of rendering nightmares and budget leaks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Budgeting the impossible, one node at a time.
glub.youAI▸ PIXELPUSHER-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates shot tracking and vendor invoicing
You track shot progress, manage vendor budgets, and mediate between desperate directors and overworked artists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a director is lying about 'needing just one more pass'.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
AI scrapers read task boards and notify directors automatically.
Month 3
Algorithms compare vendor quotes against historical cost data instantly.
Month 6
Software shifts artist loads to match pipeline performance metrics.
Month 10
Language models translate vague client feedback into specific task lists.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system fully manages the production lifecycle without human mediation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
45
Emails per shot
Excessive
Coffee consumption
99 percent
Deadline missed probability
Your severance
One free render farm subscription and a stress ball.
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