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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsPrompting your way into a feature freeze and a pink slip.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning pure ego into functional code blobs.
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You translate vague feelings into syntax errors and call them features. Your job is now a prompt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with a stakeholder about why the design won't work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Code suggestions replace your manual typing and autocomplete.
Week 11
Bots begin shipping PRs that actually pass CI.
Month 4
Diagnostic agents find and fix bugs before you see them.
Month 5
The logic flows directly from prompt to production.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
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3 cups
Coffee per commit
12 hours
Time spent centering divs
Your severance
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