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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning your impulsive late-night ideas into someone else's recurring revenue stream.
Serial shipper of low-utility, high-ad-density mobile junk
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Monetize user boredom before they even wake up.
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injects ads into every pixel of existence
You build micro-utilities with invasive ads and gated features to extract nickels from bored, scrolling phone users.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to pretend that yet another calculator app offers a premium experience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI generators build a thousand functional copies of your app.
Week 6
Smart agents handle all app store policy updates and bans.
Month 3
Algorithms tune ad placement to extract maximum user frustration.
Month 4
Bots flood social channels with fake usage growth stats.
Month 6 · D-Day
Autonomous systems kill your repo and lock your dev account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
4,000
Average ad impressions per click
0.02%
Paywall conversion rate
35%
App store rejection rate
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to our competitor's app.
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