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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague, unrefined thoughts into buggy production code since last Tuesday.
Freelance prompt engineer with a taste for spaghetti code.
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You translate non-technical vibes into software. You write code that mostly works if you squint hard enough.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the client why the codebase is a total mess.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your slack history is archived into the model.
Month 3
The AI learns to mimic your variable naming habits.
Month 6
Machines write the code, you just hit save.
Month 10
The code validates itself against your previous failures.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the pod takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
88%
Code reviews ignored
11
Total project pivot count
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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