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Will AI replace Vibrator Factory CEO jobs? · Latest report #y83vdjnm
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour board of directors is already reading this report, you know.
Professional visionary (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally inspirational LinkedIn posts).
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optimises market penetration while you sleep
Oversees the manufacturing, supply chain, and marketing strategy for adult personal wellness devices. Manages factory output and branding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a disgruntled investor in the eye and pretend the roadmap makes sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts consumer demand shifts faster than your product development team.
Month 4
Sensors and software handle all inventory and logistics procurement autonomously.
Month 8
Financial reports and growth strategies are generated and executed by algorithms.
Month 12
Targeted marketing campaigns are pushed directly to consumer feeds by machines.
Month 13 · D-Day
The factory board votes to replace the executive seat with a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Quarterly P&L Review speed
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Human emotional attachment
5000 per hour
Market strategy iterations
Your severance
A lifetime supply of factory rejects.
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