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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is a slide deck that nobody is reading anymore.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and budget spreadsheet architect.
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Decisions without the human overhead.
help!youAI▸ EXECLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly earnings calls
You shuffle between internal status meetings, pitch to government procurement officers, and desperately manage quarterly profit margins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a congressional subcommittee with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors pull project data directly into real-time dashboards.
Month 4
Algorithms write the slide decks you used to pretend to read.
Month 8
A bot manages contract bidding through direct API integration.
Month 14
Decision-making shifts to an expert system with fewer headaches.
Month 19 · D-Day
The office is cleared of all unnecessary administrative carbon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
84 percent
Time spent in useless briefings
99 percent
Emails that could be a webhook
High
Likelihood of mid-life crisis
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm goodbye.
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