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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend all day turning simple numbers into complicated PowerPoint fairy tales.
Professional chart-beautifier and high-level ambiguity architect.
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automates quarterly board meeting slide decks
You oversee data warehousing, dashboard creation, and presenting analytical insights to executives to influence high-level business strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a rare talent for lying to stakeholders without blinking during board meetings.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents take over routine data cleaning and warehousing tasks.
Month 5
AI models build your reports faster than you can open Excel.
Month 10
Algorithms replace your strategic interpretations with actual mathematical probability models.
Month 16
Executives start asking the server directly instead of waiting for you.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your slide deck templates are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
142
Slides created per month
89
Buzzwords per meeting
94 percent
Truth hidden in reports
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a chart-making software.
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