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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour financial modeling is just a slightly more expensive calculator app.
Expert in Excel, EBITDA, and ignoring family dinners
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Superior debt analysis without the ego
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filters bad debt in real time
You build complex credit models to judge corporate bonds and pitch debt investments to the investment committee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying during a conference call better than software.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull financial statements and news directly into models.
Month 6
Language models write your investment memos in seconds.
Month 12
Algorithms flag credit risks before you even open Excel.
Month 16
The system generates all the charts you use for pitches.
Month 22 · D-Day
The investment committee now listens to the robot exclusively.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,200 annually
Investment committee slides built
8 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
12 percent
Probability of model error
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen
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