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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bridge the gap between expensive legacy systems and inevitable layoffs.
Professional slide-deck architect and technical debt collector.
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oof.youAI▸ VP-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates annual budgets in nanoseconds
You shuffle slide decks for boards while ignoring technical debt. You approve budgets that accelerate your own redundancy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with such practiced, unblinking professional charisma.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your emails are ingested to map your specific avoidance patterns.
Month 4
Automation monitors your meeting attendance to generate fake status updates.
Month 8
An algorithm begins auto-approving invoices without your manual sign-off.
Month 13
Your team starts preferring the bot's concise instructions over yours.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board officially swaps your salary for a cloud subscription.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
400+
Slides produced per quarter
18 percent
Average budget waste
94 percent
Meetings without outcome
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one broken office chair.
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