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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell air to people who already own enough of it.
Expert at turning 'urgent' into 'tomorrow morning'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the expensive dinner.
toast.you▸ EQUITYSTREAM AGENT V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates complex due diligence reports overnight
You manage deal teams, pitch corporate acquisitions, and pressure analysts to refine slide decks for sleep-deprived clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models build your pitch decks from basic data points.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all secure document access and buyer requests.
Month 9
Software identifies buyer matches better than your phone book.
Month 15
Valuation engines replace the manual Excel grunt work.
Month 21 · D-Day
Clients prefer dealing with the bot because it is faster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
95
Average weekly hours worked
2400
Slides produced per deal
4%
Percentage of pitch decks read
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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