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Your job has an expiration date
December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just spreadsheets pretending to be a business strategy.
VP of shifting goalposts and blaming the algorithm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ad spend into profit without lunches.
stretchy.youAI▸ ADYIELD-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates bidding war victory for cheaper
You oversee bid submissions and campaign data. You move numbers around until someone buys an ad slot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their campaign failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your live performance data directly into our models.
Month 4
An AI agent scrapes agency briefs and spits out bids.
Month 8
Your team's manual reporting tools are replaced by one link.
Month 12
The algorithm executes trades better than any human negotiator.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the revenue increases immediately.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.4 seconds
RFP submission speed
Zero cups
Coffee consumption
1000 per minute
Campaign pivot rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'LION' forever.
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