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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying a human to supervise machines that don't need your approval.
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Boardroom logic without the executive salary.
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automates quarterly board presentation slides instantly
You oversee autonomous fleet strategy and safety compliance metrics. You attend board meetings to justify R&D burn rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to blame the hardware team with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your meeting notes are now archived by our monitoring agents.
Week 8
The AI learns to output industry-standard roadmap slide decks.
Month 3
Board members interact with the AI-generated strategy simulation tool.
Month 5
The AI provides real-time justifications that bypass your sign-off.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login credentials are automatically reassigned to the server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
1,200
Annual meeting hours
Every Q
Strategic pivot frequency
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you were an industry visionary.
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