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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsManaging twelve people is just manual labor for a spreadsheet.
VP of herding cats while pretending it is strategy.
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The end of middle management bloat.
glub.youAI▸ STRATEGIST-OS VERSION 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus for twelve conflicting ego-driven departments
You oversee political strategy and content creation across various teams. Soon, data models will handle the messaging entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the donor gets angry in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your team reports begin feeding directly into the analytical dashboard.
Month 5
Real-time poll monitoring replaces your intuition-based marketing pivots.
Month 10
Generative models produce ad copy and design assets without human oversight.
Month 15
The twelve-person hierarchy flattens as software handles cross-department synchronization.
Month 22 · D-Day
The platform makes all strategic decisions automatically, removing the need for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12
Direct reports redundant
4ms
Average decision latency
99%
Sentiment analysis accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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