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Will AI replace Vice President Of Engineering jobs? · Latest report #m6sq6gpr
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou facilitate meetings that machines can summarize in three bullet points.
Professional meeting-sitter and roadmap-shuffler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management without the expensive human overhead.
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reallocates your entire budget in milliseconds
You manage engineering departments, define technical roadmaps, and attend countless status meetings to justify headcount and budget spend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a project is doomed by politics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts generating your daily status decks from JIRA logs.
Month 4
Smart software takes over headcount allocation and salary approvals.
Month 8
Algorithms resolve team disputes using objective data and efficiency scores.
Month 13
Neural nets design better roadmaps than you ever could.
Month 19 · D-Day
The VP role is officially replaced by a self-optimizing dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
92 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
4.2
Roadmap changes per week
Most
Engineers ignoring your vision
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale corporate muffin.
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