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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsProfessional meeting-attendee whose primary contribution is nodding at expensive slide decks.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and meeting-to-meeting transition specialist
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Replacing intuition with cold, hard statistical output
glub.youAI▸ OPSOPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes corporate overhead into nothingness
You oversee complex organizational workflows, manage cross-departmental P&Ls, and optimize supply chains. Your output is mostly verbal updates and high-level strategic alignment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with convincing, optimistic body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents scrape your internal communication channels to map every hidden operational inefficiency.
Month 5
The model simulates 50,000 corporate outcomes to finalize the most efficient long-term operational strategy.
Month 10
Smart contracts and API triggers replace your manual contract negotiations and vendor relationship management.
Month 15
Generative agents take over your slide deck creation and status reporting for all leadership calls.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board prefers the bot's data-driven decisiveness over your subjective human managerial intuition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
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slides per day
90min
average meeting duration
94%
human bias factor
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one signed copy of Excel
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