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April 27, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour slides contain enough empty buzzwords to power a small city.
Expert at saying nothing in forty-minute keynote sessions.
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Powerpoint decks without the human ego.
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You spend days crafting pitch decks and chasing mergers that never happen. You occupy desks in expensive offices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look stakeholders in the eye while delivering bad news.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all internal data to predict market shifts.
Month 4
Generative tools create your quarterly presentations overnight without human input.
Month 8
Virtual agents replace your physical presence in all strategy calls.
Month 13
The board prefers direct access to the AI's data dashboards.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access cards are deactivated as the system finishes the audit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
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Slides produced weekly
95 percent
Time in meetings
0.3 percent
Mergers actually completed
Your severance
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