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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou specialize in turning simple concepts into twelve-slide PowerPoint purgatory.
High-level facilitator of corporate air-gasping and meeting-heavy initiatives.
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bzzt.you▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE NEXUS▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless roadmaps at light speed
You facilitate executive meetings and coordinate high-level corporate projects. Your main output is jargon and slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which executive's ego needs the most stroking today.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent transcribes every meeting to identify patterns in your speech.
Month 4
Software automatically builds slide decks based on your previous meeting notes.
Month 7
An algorithm starts suggesting project directions based on historical data.
Month 10
Virtual agents run minor projects without any human facilitator present.
Month 13 · D-Day
The executive team prefers the machine's summary to your long-winded presentation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450
Buzzwords per hour
0
Meaningful outputs
82
Slides per initiative
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary stationary set.
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