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August 2, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsProfessional paper-shuffler awaiting a more decisive algorithm.
Master of committee agendas and tenure-track anxiety.
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You mediate endless faculty grievances and manage tenure review cycles while dodging administrative chaos.
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You can sense exactly how much a faculty member’s ego will dictate their demands.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI organizes all tenure packets into searchable data points.
Month 4
Smart software writes and publishes policy updates automatically.
Month 10
Sentiment analysis bots resolve parking disputes via logic.
Month 15
Decision-making algorithms replace the need for physical meetings.
Month 21 · D-Day
The Provost-Bot assumes total control over all faculty affairs.
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Tenure review duration
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