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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour cut-and-paste career is being trimmed for better pacing.
Pixel-pusher of the cutting room and word-smith of copy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finalizing cuts faster than you can blink.
oof.youAI▸ CUTMASTER PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocuts long-form clips to viral shorts
You slice footage, polish prose, and stare at timelines until eyes burn. Efficiency requires none of that.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why that one awkward jump-cut actually feels right to the audience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Vision models auto-tag every frame of your raw footage.
Month 3
Generative software takes over magazine column and page assembly.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all audio-video alignment without your manual input.
Month 9
Software detects scene changes and removes dead air automatically.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the final edit before you finish lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4500
Frames discarded daily
3 cups
Coffee per edit
zero
Render lag tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software.
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