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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track who watches, but we track exactly why they leave.
Expert at interpreting 'vibe-based' feedback into expensive slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning human attention into cold, hard numbers.
glub.youAI▸ VIEWPREDICTOR PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 500k focus group videos per hour
You synthesize survey data and viewing metrics to predict campaign success. Your reports influence multi-million dollar ad buys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a client refuses to trust the perfectly accurate machine data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Direct API connections pull streaming metrics without human intervention.
Month 4
Natural language models classify focus group comments faster than any intern.
Month 8
Generative AI builds your PowerPoint decks with real-time data visualisations.
Month 12
Clients prefer interacting with a chatbot that explains the charts instantly.
Month 13 · D-Day
The final dashboard update completes the total removal of the role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
18 hours/week
Time spent in meetings
14 percent
Human error rate
4 billion/second
Data points parsed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued streaming service.
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