Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Video Director and Editor jobs? · Latest report #i5j84vd4
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour artistic vision is just an unoptimized prompt waiting for better hardware.
Visual storyteller, mostly in After Effects and denial.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Final cut, zero human input required.
ow.you▸ CUTMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates viral cuts during your lunch break
You juggle multi-cam timelines and colour grading while pretending the client's vague feedback actually means something coherent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which frame transition makes the client feel like a genius.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI automatically labels and organizes your messy project bins by content.
Month 4
Vision models identify the best takes and assemble them into sequence.
Month 8
Deep learning models instantly color-match disparate cameras with one click.
Month 13
An agent parses client complaints and edits the timeline automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Creative direction is now fully offloaded to the enterprise render farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
14
Average feedback rounds
3 per week
Renders crashed at 99%
11,000
Seconds spent watching cursor
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a stock footage library.
Discussion
