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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsReality warping is just a glorified cutscene script.
The Knight with a serious case of divine intervention.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
End worlds faster than a teenager with angst.
bzzt.youAI▸ CATACLYSM-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
opens black holes with zero dialogue
You create dark worlds and initiate the Roaring to end existence. It is a very tedious ritual.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine sense of dramatic flair when you stab the floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The AI analyzes your plot progression to predict every move.
Day 2
Your stabbing rhythm is mapped to a static background animation.
Day 2
A chatbot replaces your dramatic pauses with procedurally generated doom.
Day 2
Fountains now open automatically via scheduled server maintenance tasks.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your existence is rendered as a background loop for convenience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% guaranteed
Dark fountain uptime
0 per cycle
Knight-level monologues
4 per hour
World consumption rate
Your severance
One free trial of a life without dark worlds.
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