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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails between people who hate you.
Professional email-forwarder and meeting-scheduler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synchronizing reality without the human delay.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates resources before the sprint ends
You track project timelines and bug backlogs, ensuring developers hit impossible milestones without losing their minds.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to lie to a CEO about a missed deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map project velocity and auto-assign tasks based on capacity.
Month 4
The AI cancels useless syncs and writes summaries based on chat logs.
Month 10
Real-time dashboards replace your manual reporting to management.
Month 15
Natural language models classify and assign bugs with perfect accuracy.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is closed and the workflow runs itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
142
Emails forwarded daily
410
Minutes spent in meetings
6
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
One free trial of Jira Premium.
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