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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsZero-point reality is now just a folder of uncompressed textures.
Professional target for high-speed digital projectile delivery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite variations, zero personality.
help!youAI▸ SKINGENERATOR-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
emotes on your digital grave
You spend your days emoting on command and getting headshot by twelve-year-olds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be the one person in the lobby who genuinely doesn't care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Procedural models replace your hand-rigged animations overnight.
Week 11
AI models generate new outfits directly into the game engine.
Month 4
Neural nets mimic human movement better than your captured data.
Month 5
You are converted into a background texture file.
Month 6 · D-Day
The servers stop rendering you entirely to save on power.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4.2 seconds
Average dance duration
4,200
Bullets absorbed per hour
99%
Player frustration index
Your severance
A lifetime supply of virtual V-Bucks.
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