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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Video Game Customer Support jobs? · Latest report #mjsr6rjy
Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYour templated apologies are just a slower version of our bots.
Professional empathy-emulation artist and server-crash shock absorber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
glub.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resolves account disputes with cold mathematical logic
You spend your day copy-pasting troubleshooting scripts, resetting player accounts, and apologizing for server outages that aren't your fault.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine frustration in a player's rage-filled typo-laden support ticket.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting answers that you will eventually just click.
Month 3
Database scripts handle your most common account restoration requests automatically.
Month 6
Bots start closing simple tickets without ever needing your human input.
Month 9
The AI writes the email and you just press send to feel useful.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all tickets autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.0004 seconds
Average response time
Zero percent
Human patience remaining
One million
Tickets closed per hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital in-game currency.
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