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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou exist only to be ragdolled for the player's dopamine hit.
Professional cannon fodder with a short, painful life expectancy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smarter deaths, cheaper pathing.
bzzt.you▸ MOBGEN-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses into a pile of loot instantly
You stand in static patrol loops waiting for a high-poly protagonist to delete you.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide the tactile satisfaction of a well-placed headshot that no script can replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI stops walking into walls and gets stuck less often.
Week 9
Sensors detect players before you stand there looking dumb.
Month 3
Natural language models replace your single repeated threat.
Month 5
Advanced engines make your death physics look genuinely miserable.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server swaps your logic for a lightweight background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4.2
Average seconds until death
1200
Spawns per hour
1
Lines of dialogue
Your severance
A final death animation that looks almost heroic.
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