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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTraining digital cannon fodder while your own career faces the same fate.
Professional architect of digital punching bags and virtual nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite difficulty curves, zero developer overhead.
shred.you▸ ENEMYGEN PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
dynamically adjusts difficulty to kill players faster
You code enemy behavior trees and state machines to make monsters challenging for players. Your code is the boss.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a boss feel unfair in a way players find lovable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI analyzes your existing enemy state machine logic for common patterns.
Month 6
Neural nets start generating new enemy move sets automatically.
Month 12
Software balances damage and health values based on global player telemetry.
Month 18
Vision models detect and patch broken navigation mesh collisions.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system pushes an update that makes you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14
Average bugs per encounter
2000
Hours spent balancing hitboxes
3 minutes
Time until player outsmarts code
Your severance
A lifetime supply of free, bug-ridden game assets.
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