Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Video Game Enthusiast jobs? · Latest report #mj8qebst
Your job has an expiration date
November 3, 2026
In 12 daysYour hobby of playing niche RPGs is now a data-entry liability.
Professional consumer of sprawling, menu-heavy Japanese role-playing games.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying joy until it has zero value.
shred.you▸ OPINIONGEN-V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 DAYSAI's Special Power
filters your opinions into profitable advertising
You consume digital media and provide subjective sentiment analysis for free. We have already replaced your 'passion' with a cold, efficient sentiment engine.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the specific melancholy of a virtual Tokyo subway station.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We scrape your saved files to build a model of your unique preferences.
Day 5
The engine learns exactly what makes you hit the screenshot button.
Day 8
Generative models produce infinite, tailored cutscenes that you no longer need to play.
Day 10
We identify that your 'love' for this game is just a dopamine feedback loop.
Day 12 · D-Day
The console is reclaimed, and your leisure time is converted into peak efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Hours wasted on menus
Zero
Marketable opinions generated
Negative
Economic output produced
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our silence-inducing reality patch.
Discussion
