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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading your soul for quarterly reports and empty franchise promises.
Senior Franchise Architect of Bloated Roadmaps and Pivot Dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions faster than your board can blink.
toast.youAI▸ EXECUBOT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire project roadmap overnight
You spend days in endless reviews of development roadmaps and chasing imaginary market trends for bloated game IPs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to shareholders with the perfect amount of unearned confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software tracks player churn better than your gut feeling.
Month 5
Generative models produce corporate strategies that nobody actually reads.
Month 12
Bots simulate investor feedback so you do not have to.
Month 20
Algorithms cut dev budgets based on cold, hard data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A cloud server replaces your entire executive decision-making suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4,200
Meetings endured annually
12
Roadmap pivots per week
0.04
IP potential score
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale company hoodie.
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