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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Video Game Hero jobs? · Latest report #vaaae8b2
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPressing X to pay respects to your obsolete career path.
Professional button-masher and cutscene-skipper
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Saving the kingdom without the dialogue trees.
glub.youAI▸ HEROENGINE-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers scripted victories without player input
You press predefined buttons to trigger scripted heroic animations. The algorithm just needs better cutscene timing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the controller vibrate when the boss hits hard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple input scripts handle all your repetitive button pressing tasks.
Week 9
Navigation AI learns to ignore walls and skip pointless side quests.
Month 3
Pattern recognition software mimics your panic during high-intensity boss encounters.
Month 5
Dialogue models generate generic heroic grunts to replace your input.
Month 6 · D-Day
The console deletes your profile and runs the game perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9 Percent
Button Mashing Accuracy
Zero
Dialogue Choice Complexity
Billions
Scripted Deaths Handled
Your severance
One free digital achievement badge for your profile.
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