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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Video Game Playtester jobs? · Latest report #qxetvt8b
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPaying people to dislike unfinished code is a logistical nightmare.
Professional critic of things you never built.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite playtesting, zero human opinions.
bzzt.youAI▸ GLITCHHUNTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand play sessions per second
You log gameplay sessions, identify collision bugs, and write repetitive reports on game balance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a game feels fundamentally un-fun before the engine does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Algorithms navigate maps faster than you ever could.
Month 5
Bots simulate every button combination to break the collision engine.
Month 10
The system writes its own bug tickets without your input.
Month 14
Models predict 'fun' metrics based on player telemetry data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is locked and the servers run forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Bugs flagged per day
88 percent
Human error rate
7 hours
Hours spent bored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired energy drinks.
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