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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour Jira tickets are just digital tombstones for features nobody plays.
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Automated feature bloat reduction.
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schedules your meetings into non-existence
You track scope creep, manage developer burnout, and update gantt charts. You pretend deadlines matter for game releases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a developer is lying about a bug's complexity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software tracks task completion directly from version control commits.
Month 6
Agent-driven algorithms autonomously reprioritize the backlog based on velocity metrics.
Month 13
AI-moderated chat channels replace your endless daily standups.
Year 1.9
Logic gates automatically reject feature requests that impact the release date.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the project roadmap indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too many
Jira tickets closed
99 percent
Meeting fatigue index
infinite
Scope creep drift
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