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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Video Game Protagonist jobs? · Latest report #6be5ecz8
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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsRip and tear until the rendering budget is finally exceeded.
Master of weapon swapping and silent protagonist angst.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aim without the annoying emotional arc.
help!youAI▸ GENERATIVECOMBATENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes glory kills with pixel-perfect frame timing
You navigate linear arena maps to execute repetitive combat loops against waves of scripted demonic adversaries.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows why the health pack isn't spawning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart vision models calculate the perfect headshot trajectory instantly.
Month 4
Navigation software solves jumping puzzles faster than your thumbs ever could.
Month 10
Background processes trigger weapon pickups and ammo refills automatically.
Month 18
Combat AI learns enemy patterns to predict every incoming hit.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The server plays the game perfectly while you watch from the lobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4000
Demons gibbed per second
0.1
Story complexity score
800
Button presses per minute
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-interactive cutscene.
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