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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Video Game Reviewer jobs? · Latest report #n8bm3ixh
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour hot takes are just training data for the next update.
Professional word-smith and self-appointed arbiter of fun.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating 10/10 scores before the download finishes.
oof.youAI▸ CRITIC-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates contrarian takes on day one
You play unreleased games and write thousands of words explaining why the UI design is slightly annoying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the soul of a game buried under an awful performance patch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors read game code to predict bugs before you finish playing.
Month 3
The AI scans social media to guess the audience consensus score.
Month 6
Drafting articles using your own past style against your will.
Month 10
The system posts reviews at the exact second the embargo lifts.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that summarizes steam store pages.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
1200 words
Average word count
40 hours
Time spent playing
subjective
Accuracy of score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's API access.
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