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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour branching dialogue trees are just fancy flowcharts for an algorithm.
Narrative Architect (mostly Lore, occasionally plot holes).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite quests, zero writer's block.
oof.you▸ NARRATIVEENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates non-player character backstories on demand
You draft quest lines and write dialogue lines while managing complex narrative branching. The machine writes faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a bizarre character choice to a tired lead designer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart tools start suggesting your dialogue lines while you type.
Month 5
Software maps your quest flowcharts and identifies logic errors instantly.
Month 10
Models generate endless item descriptions and flavor text from databases.
Month 15
Simulated players run your stories to ensure the tone fits.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system writes and patches the entire game narrative live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
10,000 hourly
Average dialogue lines generated
99.9 percent
Narrative consistency score
Zero
Time spent in writers meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic grammar checker.
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