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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Video Game Speedrunner jobs? · Latest report #9xqyptj2
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou frame-perfect glitch your way to a hollow, digital afterlife.
Professional button-masher with extreme carpel tunnel potential.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect execution, zero human sweat.
no no noyouAI▸ TAS-BOT ELITE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect inputs on frame zero
Memorizing frame-data and route exploits to finish games faster than any human can physically input the buttons.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the capacity to feel pride in a frame-perfect glitch done by hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI reads the game code to map perfect input paths.
Week 7
An interface connects directly to the console controller ports.
Month 3
Software automates millions of attempts to reach pixel-perfect states.
Month 4
The AI submits results before the community can even react.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human speedrunning is classified as historical performance art.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 percent
Human input error rate
0 percent
Machine input error rate
2 weeks
Average world record lifespan
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the game you just broke.
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