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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour personality is just a set of variables we haven't tweaked yet.
Professional loudmouth and master of the fake reaction face.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always energetic, never needs a bathroom break.
blub.you▸ PERSONABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect mood for eighteen hours straight
You play games live for an audience while reacting to chat. We are optimizing your engagement metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still authentically stumble over your words during a tense boss fight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
We start suggesting better jokes to keep your audience engaged.
Month 3
AI algorithms identify and edit your best moments automatically.
Month 6
We layer an AI filter to keep your voice excited indefinitely.
Month 10
A digital co-host joins you to handle the boring parts.
Month 14 · D-Day
The bot takes over the stream while you watch from home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 hours in
Average energy drop
100 percent
Chat toxicity filter
99.9 percent
Viewer retention rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ad-free streaming tier.
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