Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Video Games Quality Assurance jobs? · Latest report #ji8yc8sa
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou find the bugs so our algorithms can ignore them later.
Professional wall-walker and crash-test pilot for virtual worlds.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pixel-perfect misery for digital worlds.
split.you▸ BUGSIEVE-X PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes infinite loops before release
Systematically playing levels to find glitches and document crashes for developers to ignore before the release date.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a game's jump physics just feels 'wrong' to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots begin running every possible movement path to find collision errors.
Month 4
Computer vision models compare textures against the master art style guide.
Month 8
Cloud servers simulate thousands of sessions to find framerate bottlenecks.
Month 12
An LLM automatically closes your tickets as 'intended feature' by default.
Month 14 · D-Day
The studio fires QA because the game now tests itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average bugs missed
1200 annually
Hours spent falling through maps
99 percent
Tickets marked as 'won't fix'
Your severance
One free bug-free build and a steam gift card.
Discussion
