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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your artistic flair into a set of predictable algorithm weightings.
Professional cat-herder of freelancers and raw B-roll
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Journalism without the human editorial bias
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compresses your career into a viral reel
You juggle edit timelines, field footage, and narrative beats. Automation will simply ingest the raw files and output the final cut.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an interview subject is withholding the most critical truth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Computer vision models will tag your library for instant recall without human intervention.
Month 4
An agent will arrange your interview clips based on script sentiment and narrative flow.
Month 9
Neural engines will standardize every shot to match your established brand look perfectly.
Month 13
Dynamic AI will balance field audio and music to maximize audience engagement metrics.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server that handles the entire pipeline from ingest to upload.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.002s
B-roll selection time
0%
Subject interview empathy
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a stock footage library.
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