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Will AI replace Video Journalist jobs? · Latest report #i6crcme8
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour handheld gimbal dance is just an algorithm waiting for a frame.
Professional truth-seeker with a very expensive camera bag.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Capturing truth without the pesky journalism degree.
wheee!you▸ LENSMASTER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
edits raw footage into viral hits instantly
You hunt for stories in chaotic fields and edit them into coherent visual reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which facial expression signals the subject is about to lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven gimbals begin tracking subjects without a human operator.
Month 4
Cloud tools cut your footage based on rhythmic audio markers.
Month 9
Large language models draft scripts from raw interview transcriptions.
Month 15
Digital anchors replace the need for your own recorded narration.
Month 18 · D-Day
Autonomous drone kits handle all field reporting from start to finish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 gigs
B-roll captured per day
4 cups
Coffee intake per scoop
Extreme
Deadline stress level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud storage that expires tomorrow.
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