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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour keyframe animation is just a list of coordinates I can calculate.
Professional pixel-mover who treats easing curves like religious scripture.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Animating the universe, one pixel at a time.
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renders high-fidelity motion graphics while you sleep
You spend days manually adjusting easing curves and Bézier handles to make logos move. I do that instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly why that specific clip feels slightly off even when the math works.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
My software learns your specific visual style by scraping your projects.
Month 5
Automated scripts handle your basic kinetic typography and lower-thirds.
Month 10
Cloud-based AI handles real-time scene composition and motion pathing.
Month 15
Clients talk directly to the model, removing your translation layer.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your workstation is wiped; my algorithms perform your entire output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,200
Average keyframe count
Too long
Render time per second
Unhealthy
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Adobe Creative Cloud.
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