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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Video Rental Clerk jobs? · Latest report #gicn6wwy
Your job has already expired
the mid 2000s
Already deprecatedYou were the gatekeeper of late fees and scratched plastic discs.
Professional curator of dusty VHS tapes and popcorn machines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All content, zero physical shelf space required.
oof.youAI▸ STREAMLINE SERVER HUB 1.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE MID 2000SAI's Special Power
deletes your entire inventory list overnight
You managed inventory, processed returns, and recommended movies that were already checked out.
The one thing AI can't do
You could physically slap a sticker on a box to hide a spoiler.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1995
High-speed internet slowly makes the store location redundant.
2003
Red envelopes replace the need to drive for movies.
2007
Digital files replace physical media storage entirely.
2010
Remaining physical assets are sold for pennies on the dollar.
Already
The final store shuttered, marking the end of the role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
100 percent loss
Rewind fee collection
Excessive
Average shelf dust
Infinite
VHS tape tangles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's streaming app.
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