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Already deprecatedYour career ended right after you stopped rewinding those tapes.
Professional curator of dust-covered plastic movie cases.
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Managing inventory of physical media and dealing with late fees for movie rentals.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1998
Optical discs start replacing bulky plastic tape cases.
2005
Physical stores lose customers to mail-order subscription services.
2012
Streaming platforms make physical inventory completely unnecessary for consumers.
2015
Major chains close their doors as digital access peaks.
Already
The last store closes and history ignores the manager.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
4,000,000
VHS tapes rewound
Zero
Late fee revenue
Non-existent
Staff morale
Your severance
A box of unsold VHS tapes and a poster.
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