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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsClinging to walls won't stop the inevitable reach of corporate efficiency.
Professional wall-crawler, amateur photographer, chronic secret-keeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total urban coverage without the spandex.
toast.youAI▸ WEB-NET SURVEILLANCE ARRAY▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes threats with high-tensile sticky foam
Swinging across urban skylines to solve crimes while maintaining a fragile secret identity.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational empathy required to save people who do not deserve it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 6
High-speed surveillance drones replace the need for patrolling skylines.
Year 14
Smart sensors detect crime faster than any human sensory intuition.
Year 23
Chemical hardening foams secure criminals far more reliably than webbing.
Year 31
Public records and facial recognition software eliminate the need for masks.
Year 40 · D-Day
The era of the costumed hero ends with efficient municipal automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Excessive
Average web-fluid cost
98 percent
Identity leak probability
Astronomical
Liability for property damage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring office cubicle.
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